11 October 2001

Route 66: America's Mother Road


Most roads go places; Route 66 just is.

It’s a community. The first mile through downtown Chicago is as much your destination as the last mile to Santa Monica pier.

Route 66 is not about concrete and tarmac, it’s about people - their hopes and dreams, their battles won and lost.

If you just want to get to California, take the Interstate Freeways; if you want to get to the heart of the American century, take Route 66.

My Route 66 odyssey began as yours will with the drive into Chicago, to the junction of Lakeshore Drive and Jackson Boulevard. The prospect of plunging into central Chicago's notorious traffic appeared daunting. I prepared for a nightmarish Mad Max scenario of mechanised anarchy and was slightly disappointed with the benign, hassle-free reality. The rush-hour traffic can be slow-moving, but at least it does keep moving unlike its counterparts in British cities. The freeway system is easy to follow and once you've exited onto the inner city roads of "The Loop", you'll find them wide, logically planned and free-flowing. There are some differences in the rules of the road that will be fully explained in the Road Book, but Chicago holds no horrors to compare with those that confront the first-time motorist in any large British or European city.

Before I got there, I regarded Chicago as a necessary evil - the awkward place where fate had decreed that Route 66 should start - but the first few hours in the Windy City changed all that. I was captivated, enthralled, charmed. Immerse yourself in the glory of Chicago's architecture and allow it to draw you deeper into the soul of this unique metropolis. Wonderful "skyscrapers" of the 'thirties and 'forties speak of a heritage of confidence and civic pride which continues to produce new landmarks in every generation.

Get the best views from the top of the Sears Tower. The queuing system puts you on a human conveyor belt from the moment you enter, and there's no escape either from the $8 charge or from the twenty-minute video, but the outlook from the "Skydeck" makes it all worthwhile. Put the Navy Pier and the Michigan Avenue shops on your must-see list, and choose more from Chicago's dazzling array of world-class galleries and museums. You could even spend a whole day exploring the amazing heritage of public sculptures and fountains. There's the inspiring, the fascinating, the amusing and the plain bizarre. One irresistible live show comes courtesy of the fountain outside the Children's Museum by Navy Pier. This has jets that erupt randomly in all directions soaking the kids who dart about squealing in glee, trying to guess where the next spray will come from. I was also lucky to find the Chicago Symphony Orchestra in residence at the Symphony Center in October, and even luckier to pick up a late-return ticket on the door. The only thing that wasn't so lucky was the price of $85! Americans take their arts seriously. They expect the best and are prepared to pay for it.


We think of 66 as the road west, but for the first few hundred miles it actually heads more south than west. Once you've negotiated the long-term road works that held me up in Adams and Ogden Avenues, you'll love the first day's run out of Chicago. The city's dramatic skyline recedes in the mirror as you roll through suburbs that were distinct settlements when 66 was created in 1926. There are lots of kitsch landmarks that scream to be photographed, and in every case I found safe and convenient pull-ins. Don't count on making too many miles in any hour; it's very much a stop-go affair as you pose by the art-déco Berwyn town marker, the Route 66 Raceway in Joliet or the Rocketman at the Launching Pad Café in Wilmington. Get your timing right and you can lunch on the famous fried chicken at White Fence Farm. Get your timing wrong and you'll be arrested for loitering outside the Blues Brothers' country seat, Statesville Prison!

One thing you'll learn on this opening section is to be on the lookout for STOP signs in the most unlikely places. They're often half-hidden in foliage and lack accompanying road-markings. You're bowling merrily along an apparently open road enjoying the ambience and sinking into cruise mode, when suddenly you catch a glimpse of a faded red octagon nailed casually to a post. But make no mistake, the locals know it's there and they obey it as they would the voice of Doom. What's more, the guy on the other road knows it's there and he places touchingly absolute faith in the notion that you will stop for him no matter what your approach speed. It's all part of learning to live on the real road away from the Interstate.


Odell Station - Odell, IL (from www.national66.com)

A couple of great old gas stations in Dwight and Odell will give you a taste for these essential remnants of the way we used to drive. Right here on day one you'll start your quest for photographs and souvenirs of the hundreds of disused stations you'll find along the Mother Road. You'll soon start to recognise the different periods of gas-station design and to pick out the old stations that have been put to new uses. The delivery of bulk fuel to the travelling motorist at the roadside originated on 66 and it has seen every phase of the concept's development. The trouble today is that all the oil companies and States have their own ideas of how a self-serve gas pump should work. I filled my Chevrolet Malibu 26 times in the course of the recce run and confronted 26 different combinations of buttons, levers, nozzles and payment systems. You need patience and persistence, but, hey!, at just over $1 per gallon (about 15 pence per litre) who cares?

Count the ways that money has been siphoned from the pockets of 66-ers. With thousands of cars and trucks driving past every day, there was always a buck to be made along America's Main Street. One favourite ruse was to build up anticipation with bill-boards to lure the traveller towards your cash-register in easy but irresistible stages. The owners of Meramac Caverns in Missouri started to whet the appetite hundreds of miles in advance, with regular updates on how far to go. If there were kids in the car, a frenzy of anticipation would build until only a visit to the Caverns would prevent open rebellion in the back seat. You'll have the option of visiting Meramac Caverns later in the trip, but right on Day One you'll see one of the legendary barn-side signs near Cayuga, more than 260 miles from ground zero. The story goes that the owners of the Caverns toured the newly-opened 66 in the 'twenties looking for barns close to the road. They then offered farmers a free paint job if they could put a Meramac sign on the side facing the traffic. A deal with no losers! The farmer got his barn painted for nothing and the Meramac Caverns got a free "billboard" - and a lasting place in the mythology of the Route.


Normal, Illinois. Now, there's a name of romance and mystery. Together with its siamese-twin city, Bloomington, it hosts 66's great annual Corvette gathering and this is where we'll make our first overnight stop. Local contacts are working to put on quite a welcome for us, and you'll find amazing enthusiasm and affection for the Mother Road here. And just wait till you see the great hotel we've found for you, furnished with $10,000,000-worth of antiques. It's fun, and it's real!


It's a pretty run south out of Normal-Bloomington, even though Funk's Grove had run out of its famous maple syrup when I was there! Next stop, the Dixie Truckers Home in McLean, is one of Route 66's icons. For decades from 1932, John Geske and his family served honest all-American road food to truckers and travellers, only closing for one day in 1965 when the original building burned down. In the true spirit of the Route 66 community, temporary arrangements were cobbled together so that their legendary pie was being dispensed again within 24 hours. My own experience of the Dixie in October was mixed. The founders have franchised the business, so you now find Dixies in several locations across the country. Perhaps as a result, the place has become bigger and brasher, the food now with a suggestion of mass-production. The corridor housing the "Route 66 Hall of Fame" remains an absolute must-see, but I found friendlier and more pleasant places to eat than the "improved" Dixie. It is, I fear, evidence of what Tom Teague has called "the blanding of America". Long may the insidious tide of uniformity be held back by the dreamers and campaigners along Old 66.

The antidote to the cleaned-up Dixie? Atlanta! Six miles from McLean and seldom covered in the guides, but what a gem. The nice clock tower and library sometimes crack a mention, but the ramshackle City Hall and old commercial area are far more interesting. You could do a U-turn with a Kenworth eighteen-wheeler in Vine Street and there's one car an hour, but it's One Way - Why? One feels the eerie stillness and wonders what stories lie behind Atlanta's sad, slumbering façades.

Springfield, Illinois, is the hometown of Abraham Lincoln and I'm recommending that you spend an hour or two here. If you follow the old, old alignment of original 66 through town, you'll pass right by some of the most important sights. As early as the 'thirties, 66 was re-routed to by-pass the centre of town and this "new" section is an easier road to follow, but whichever way you go, park up for a while and visit the shady historic quarter surrounding Lincoln's home. The boardwalks, clap-board houses and unsealed roads take you back to a more gracious age.

Springfield places the dedicated Mother Roader on the horns of a dilemma. From here to our next over-night stop near Carlinville there are two valid Route 66s. The post-thirties road-bed is a great stretch of straight old concrete and a delight to drive, but the earlier ducking-and-diving 1926 route is crammed with interest. I would honestly have to recommend that you firstly zip down the later alignment, where you'll find, amongst many other unmissable things, Our Lady of the Highways and her prayer signs inspired by the immortal Burma-Shave advertising boards. Then, dash back up the Interstate the thirty-odd miles to just south of Springfield and do the older route. This will take you through some remote little towns, and it includes sections of original red-brick paving and narrow 'twenties concrete where the ghost of many a T-model Ford lingers to live again the feeling of that first sealed surface beneath its battered chassis. It's also the only way you're going to see Carlinville itself. This was one of the real surprises of my trip. It was an important and wealthy town in the nineteenth century, and having been by-passed by "new" Route 66 in 1939, it has preserved the splendour of its old heart. The wonderful town square comes upon you without warning, and I was so startled by this thing of beauty in the middle of nowhere that I shot straight through it on my first trajectory and had to turn back. The fortress of a jail suggests a troubled past, overlooked as it is by the most imposing and grandiose Courthouse you're likely to see anywhere outside a capital city. Another charming spot, Sugar Creek covered bridge, can be reached from either of the two alignments and is a rewarding side-step.

Even doing the double journey between Springfield and Carlinville, you'll find this 200-mile day a gentle cruise - as long as you don't linger too long over its myriad wonders. I know you're going to find it hard to tear yourself away from some of them, but it's worth checking into your overnight accommodation just outside Carlinville by early evening, because there's more to come! Litchfield is a few minutes away. It lies on tomorrow's route, so you'll see the sights then, but this is a Route 66 culinary Mecca and should be visited at dinner time. Nick Adam runs the Ariston, one of the best of the few surviving one-site authentic Route 66 diners. I engineered three visits during the recce run, drawn back by an irresistible combination of good food, friendly service, great atmosphere and Nick's store-house of Route 66 stories. He's seen it all since the family moved the business to its present site in 1935 and has many a tale to tell any willing listener. In 1996, he even had a swarm of Trabants through on their way to California, so if they can do it. . .

Litchfield is also home to the Route 66 Café, just up the old road from the Ariston. This is a smaller and more basic establishment, but again full of atmosphere and totally unspoilt. I'd strongly recommend it as a breakfast stop, if you feel able to give the hotel's breakfast a miss. When I went there, I was the only non-local in the place and got a friendly welcome as well as an excellent traditional American breakfast.

There's no finality about 66. Like an old friend, it continues to change and develop into its maturity. The traveller on the Mother Road has to be adaptable, enjoying what's there, and not getting up-tight about what's gone or inaccessible. The last bit of the run down to St Louis on the old alignments is easy, and crowded with "photo opportunities", but in October I had to miss the Route 66 Information Center in Staunton (closed for the season) and the Yanda Log Cabins (road under construction). That's the way it goes sometimes, so be prepared for last minute changes in the details of our run.


Chain of Rocks Bridge (from www.national66.com)

One of the true treasures of Route 66 is the Chain of Rocks Bridge built in 1927 to take the original road across the mighty Mississippi. We're working on providing you with a once-in-a-lifetime treat at this point in the run. To go into print now might jeopardise our negotiations, so all we can say is, "Watch this space." On my October run, the whole area leading along Chain of Rocks Road to the Bridge was an horrendous moonscape of major roadworks. Even after I'd hazarded life and limb to fight my way through the ranks of earth-devouring monsters, I still had to face a twenty-minute wait for an escort before teetering perilously across the approach road's collapsing canal bridge. By August '99, restoration of this bridge should have been completed. The Chain of Rocks Bridge is a wonderful sight. It closed to traffic many years ago and languished in limbo until the local authorities were finally persuaded by campaigners to restore it as part of an extensive Mississippi Valley walking trail. Its crazy mid-river bend always made it one of the Route's more interesting obstacles. Nervous drivers had nightmares about the sudden plunge to oblivion that would be the result of any slight misjudgement of distances! The story goes that wealthy Illinois became fed up waiting for poorer Missouri to get on with the construction of their new mutual link and started building from their side of the river before the Missouri engineers had completed their geological survey. When the originally designated landing-point on the Missouri side proved unstable, a new exit was chosen further downstream and the Missouri builders took aim from this site straight out to the end of the already half-completed bridge. Hence the dramatic, picturesque, but dangerous bend.

There are more permutations of Route 66 through St Louis than you can point your Mustang at. We'll give you a couple of options and leave the choice to you. Basically, you can skirt the downtown area completely, as official 66 has since the 'forties, or you can plunge down through Granite City and Venice on the east side before crossing the Mississippi on the McKinley Bridge and passing through the heart of St Louis. All the guides say not to go anywhere near the deprived areas of East St Louis, but your intrepid scout was determined to leave no pothole untested, so on a bright October afternoon, with a full gas tank, doors locked and windows up, I set out to test the viability of the downtown route. All I can say is that I saw nothing untoward beyond a few boarded-up warehouses and lots of clapped-out cars. McKinley Bridge itself is declining into genteel dereliction and needs to be tackled slowly. Even the toll barrier was broken; everyone seemed to be hurling their few cents into the receptacle, but there was really no point as the lights stayed red and the boom-gate stayed up. The areas bordering State Route 3 on the Illinois side have been cleared and cleaned up, so I really don't think there's a problem with this much more colourful routing.

We'll sleep to the west of the city, from where an evening run downtown is an attractive option - calling of course at Ted Drewe's Frozen Custard Stand on the way. It's easy to drive and park in central St Louis, and a walk around the wonderful Gateway Arch (with its superb Museum of Westward Expansion) and along the banks of the Mississippi is a must. The friendly folk at the excellent St Louis Transport Museum are also keen to welcome our group, and when you see the railway and motoring icons they've rescued, you'll be very glad we've led you to their suburban oasis.

There's a bit of ducking and diving to do west of St Louis. The old road basically parallels I-44, but it comes and goes. I had two guide books and an annotated map to follow, but each said something different and indelicate words were said from time to time! Your Road Book, will of course iron out all the lumps as you make your seamless westward progress. The Meramac Caverns at last come up on this stretch having been heralded for hundreds of miles by their famous barn signs. The run in to the Caverns is through very attractive country and the whole experience is a classic of opportunistic roadside tourism. Did outlaws really stash their loot here? Who cares! It makes a great story. And on the way back to old 66, check out the Jesse James and Antique Toy Museums in Stanton. There's no end of these living testaments to free enterprise along the Route!

A little further on, after Cuba's famous Wagon Wheel Motel, you'll find Route 66 Motors and General Store ("Investment Motor Cars at Hobby Prices"). This was closed when I came past, but it should be open for you. The stock of spare parts looks like a job lot from Dodgy Brothers Inc, but amongst the assorted paraphernalia there are bound to be real treasures. Some of the cars lurking around the site looked extremely interesting, so stop by and talk turkey.

Just where the Big Prairie country ends and you strike into the Ozarks is Rolla. The most interesting thing about the town is its name. Apparently, its founding father, a railroad engineer, wanted to name it after his birthplace, Raleigh. In his deep Southern drawl, he told his survey clerk to write this name on the map, but as he pronounced it "Rawl-ai", and the clerk had a limited grasp of linguistics, the spelling became fixed for ever as Rolla. Impress the natives by pronouncing it correctly as "Rawl-a". Talking of names to conjure with, there's also the Memoryville (!) Auto Museum to visit in Rolla. As for the town itself, it's a chaos of jumbled neon and exuberant, unplanned commercialism - charming and horrifying in equal measure. Each fast-food joint and tyre shop competes with its neighbours in a visual screaming match. Like generations of motorists, you will have to run the gauntlet of these feverish attempts to lasso your wallet.

One of 66's earliest sections of dual carriageway runs through "Hooker Cut", once one of the Route's engineering marvels. All those multiple lanes of traffic-ready concrete now glide peacefully through their man-made canyon, well clear of the new Interstate's distant thunder. It's a wonderful piece of ghost-road and so beautiful in the warm October sunshine that I just had to go back for a second run at it. It gets even better as you swing into the Devil's Elbow loop of the old single-track; a twisting, scenic plunge through dark woods and across the Big Piney River on a decrepit iron bridge. You wonder why this pretty stretch struck such fear into Mother Roaders, until you try to imagine what it must have been like in the dark or on a foggy day with the relentless crush of roaring traffic that once surged through this inadequate gap. Utterly terrifying!

 From Rolla all the way to Lebanon, watch for the giant "Walnut Bowl" billboards. They do wear down your resistance, and I almost jeopardised my schedule by going to see these wonderful exemplars of the wood-turner's craft. How many of you will get through Lebanon without acquiring a walnut keepsake?

The last sections of Route 66 in Missouri duck and dive through Carthage and Joplin. It's a bit tricky, but you sure see the other side of America. You pass from dusty dereliction to leafy suburbia in a few turns of a Corvette's wheel. The beautiful, the ugly and the bizarre distract the eye in equal measure along this tortuous path.

So, past the "66 Speedway" and on into Kansas. You're only going to be in Kansas for an hour or so, so make the most of its "thirteen miles of smiles". Galena is like a ghost town in parts, but you can't miss its wonderfully shambolic Museum in an old railroad station building right on the corner of Main Street. It's one of those Aladdin's Cave sorts of places; if you go in with a partner you're forever calling out to one another, "Hey! Come over here. Look what I've found!" Magic.

Dotted around within sight of old 66 in Kansas you'll see piles of mine tailings, known locally as "chat". Mining did such damage to the land around Galena that the area just north of Front Street is called "Hell's Half Acre". This was the site of bloody clashes between the striking United Mine Workers and mine owners in the mid-1930s.

Just after Riverton, you'll want to pause to take photographs of your car crossing Brush Creek on the last remaining "Marsh Rainbow Arch" bridge. There used to be three of these elegant 1920s concrete structures on Kansas's fabulous thirteen 66 miles, and only a vigorous campaign by local enthusiasts saved the last one when it was earmarked for demolition in the early '90s. You hardly notice the existence of the bland modern replacement bridges across Spring River and Willow Creek. How much more satisfying your journey becomes when the crossing of a river is highlighted by a dramatic flourish of steel and stone, concrete and timber. Luckily, there are still a lot of inspiring spans to serve you along the rest of old 66.

Last stop in Kansas is Baxter Springs where on October 6, 1863, a company of Union soldiers was massacred in cold blood by notorious Confederate, William Clarke Quantrill. If you're a student of the Civil War, signs will direct you to the National Cemetery a couple of miles off 66 along US166. The next chat piles are your signal that our brief sojourn in Kansas is almost over and it's on over the Oklahoma state line towards Miami.

As you'll find all along 66, the most unpromising little zilch towns all conceal treasures for the observant Mother Roadie. Miami, Oklahoma, for example, starts off as a fairly dull drive-through, and suddenly there you are in front of an art-déco gem of the first order - the 1919 Coleman Theatre. Route 66 in the eastern part of Oklahoma is still a road that's going places. Although it's been bypassed by the seamlessly efficient Will Rogers Turnpike, it remains the road of choice for local travellers. You'll find that it's called Free Road in places, as a counterblast to the Turnpike's $3 toll. Each of the villages you pass through between Miami and Tulsa has its claim to fame. One of them, Foyil, is the home town of Andy Payne who won the amazing "Bunion Derby" of 1928. This was a coast-to-coast foot race dreamt up by Cy Avery, the Tulsa County Highways Commissioner who was the prime-mover in the creation of Sixty-Six. He was always on the lookout for ways of popularising his new road, and together with promoter C.C. "Cash and Carry" Pyle, he put on the First International Continental Foot Race with a prize of $25,000. For the 2400 miles from Los Angeles to Chicago, it followed 66, the remaining 800 miles to New York taking other routes. Andy Payne's most serious rival until well after Chicago was Englishman Peter Gavuzzi but he retired with an infected tooth leaving Andy to win by eight hours, entering Madison Square, New York, on the eighty-sixth day of the race. That's a marathon and a half every day for three months!

A little further along, you'll arrive in Claremore where the Will Rogers Memorial is a must-see. Rogers is still held up by many as the all-time nicest American, the exponent of the most sensible, down-to-earth philosophy in human history. You'll need to explore his life and teachings for yourself to see if you support his canonisation, but in the meantime you'd be well advised to smile sweetly and nod in appreciation if he comes up in conversation with an American anywhere west of the Appalachians. After all, the whole of "our" fabulous Route 66 was officially named the Will Rogers Highway when the great man died. A common reaction is nausea, but if you're inclined to either suicide or homicide after your dose of homespun wisdom, I'd advise you not to tempt fate by visiting the J.M.Davis Gun Museum just down the road! The town's other legend, Lynn Riggs, hardly gets a look-in with Rogers-mania at fever pitch, but she wrote the book on which the musical Oklahoma! is based - an altogether happier note on which to leave Claremore.

The mis-matched pair of bridges over the Verdigris River will have you out of the car clicking the old shutter again before Tulsa, as will the sign as you cross Spunky Creek, former site of Fort Spunky, I kid you not.

Tulsa has a smart, modern centre and lots of prosperous, leafy suburbs. Feeling the need for a break from the chain restaurants out on the highway, I enjoyed an excellent meal at the Amoré Italian Restaurant in the suburban Lighthouse Shopping Centre. I was glad to have had such a pleasant introduction to Tulsa, as the following morning's run out of the city was frustrating. I tried several times to follow old 66's twists and turns through the west of town. Each time, I followed a different map or guide-book - but always with the same result. I'd get to the "S" bend linking 10th and 12th Streets and then find myself being siphoned onto one freeway slip-road or another. In the end, I found a straight-forward route of my own, crossing 21st Street Bridge and executing a deft left onto Southwest Boulevard. You only miss a half-mile of the "official" route, but the saving of in-car tension is ample compensation. When we come to write the Road Book, we'll have to look again at the options for achieving escape velocity from Tulsa.

I know this isn't supposed to be a bridge-builders' convention, but there are so many picturesque bridges on 66 that I can't help mentioning a few of them. In this case, it's just west of Sapulpa that a quick side-step onto an older alignment will bring you to the steel trusses of Rock Creek Bridge which retains its 1921 red-brick deck paving - a great photo opportunity. All along this section, you'll see bits and pieces of the narrow original concrete beside the present 66. Whenever you cross a creek, look carefully down from the present bridge and you'll see remnants of old pavement heading down the banks to the fords that took traffic through the waterways before the bridges were built. Heavy rain upstream would cut the highway for days at a time in the early days. And there was always a buck to be made by local farmers using their tractors to tow hapless motorists through the swollen creeks.

Old 66 isn't quite so easy to follow through the western half of Oklahoma, but it's all still there and the reward of tracking it down is driving some wonderful time-warp stretches of original roadbed. In Stroud, make sure you stop at "Curious Gifts" for some great 66 memorabilia. It's opposite Stroud's best known 66 feature, the Rock Café. It was (very) closed when I called, but perhaps you'll have more luck in August. Further on, Chandler has the Lincoln Motel, one of the very few fully operational old cabin-style motels. Dating from 1939, it retains the essential atmosphere of a more adventurous age. And for a slightly corny photo stop, position your car in front of the painted door of PJ's store on your way out of town.


The Round Barn, Arcadia (from www.theroadwanderer.net)

Don't even think about driving past the famous Round Barn in Arcadia. This has been a beacon to westward travellers since long before route 66 existed. It has been beautifully restored by the local historical society. Its unique status is attested by Butch, its welcoming guardian, who will regale you with stories of the barn past and present. And don't try to pass off some multi-sided relic of your acquaintance as a round barn. Butch is the world's expert on round barns. He's got an exhaustive photographic archive of all known round barns, and as he says, "If it's got corners, it ain't no round barn." There's a lot of local and Route 66 history on show inside the barn, and even a notable display of bricks assembled by - and now kept in memory of - one of the world's greatest brick collectors. Don't miss it!

Although Route 66 went right through Oklahoma City in 1926, it is possibly better to bypass the central area on the later I-44 alignment. When I was there in October, the city was commemorating the anniversary of the appalling bomb outrage that destroyed a government building in the heart of the business district. A new memorial park was being inaugurated on the site, and security was tight. Traffic restrictions and deviations made it impossible for me to follow the older route, but this should be an option for you in August.

After Oklahoma there's yet another of my favourite steel-truss bridges at Bethany just before you swing onto the pretty run by Lake Overholser. Soon you're swanning through Yukon, the most famous feature of which is the "Yukon's Best Flour" sign on the side of a mill. This won't strike any of my fellow Western Australians as odd, as they will be familiar with the iconic "Dingo Flour" sign on a silo at Leighton Beach. Mankind needs landmarks on life's journey. In a featureless landscape, the eye will light on whatever stands proud - even if it is basically a shed.

The whole stretch of the Route in the Bridgeport area is a delight. You're on old Portland roadbed for much of the way, enjoying the rhythm of the tyres over the expansion-joints. Take careful note of the 38-arch "Pony" bridge over the mighty Canadian River. Until this was built in 1933, the road crossed on a 1000-foot suspension bridge that has since been demolished. When you meet Lucille a few miles further on, you'll hear her stories about the old and new bridges and it will help if you can picture the location.

A stop at Lucille's station in Hydro is an absolute must. Lucille Hamons has been here pumping gas, helping stranded travellers, providing hospitality and telling stories since 1941. She's a sprightly 83 and, as she will tell you herself, she still gets her kicks on 66. Lucille has seen it all on Route 66 and all genuine Routies are encouraged to pop in for a visit. The motel side of the business closed some years ago and more recently the gas pumps have been disconnected, but at almost any hour you'll find Lucille sitting at her kitchen table behind her stock of snacks, drinks and souvenirs. A hand-written note on the door assures all 66-ers that a big Oklahoma welcome waits inside. Lucille will be working on her latest project, but she's never too busy to make a sale - which to Lucille means making a friend as well. The only break away from Hydro the "Mother of the Mother Road" has had was after her heart attack in 1989. She was back in harness after a few weeks and has been one of the chief catalysts in the rebirth of awareness of Route 66's heritage. The walls of her little store are covered with citations and press reports from all over the world. Since her daughter published Lucille's autobiography and established a website, interest in the Hamons family's many contributions to the myth and reality of Route 66 has mushroomed. Listen to Lucille talk and you will be transported back to a time when folks accepted their duty to help each other, and pitched in with good humour and toleration. In Lucille's stories of strange and hilarious happenings during 66's heyday the hardships are downplayed, but how many of us would get through such a tough life with our spirits in such good shape? Meeting and talking with Lucille is a privilege, a pleasure and an education; say little and listen much. [Update: Sadly, Lucille passed away on 18 August 2000]

Clinton, just half an hour beyond Hydro, is home to a most attractive and modern Route 66 Museum. My experience here was not the happiest as I found it closed both times I passed through Clinton in October, even though I stood forlornly at the door within the published opening hours. It all looked very swish, polished and cared for, so I can only think they must have had a temporary aberration of some sort. We'll try again before August so that you'll know in advance whether or not to take the deviation to it.

If Clinton was a disappointment, Elk City was an unexpected delight. Apart from the smell of drains in the hotel I used first (which is right off the approved list!), it proved a fascinating and friendly town. As the "Best Flour" sign is to Yukon, so the 180-foot Parker oil drilling rig is to Elk City. But far more interesting is the historical village that has been built right on old 66 using a mixture of genuine and reproduction turn-of-the-century buildings evoking Elk City's origins as a watering point along the Dodge City Cattle Trail. Part of the complex is a Route 66 Museum arranged as a stroll down the old road and packed with well-chosen exhibits of real quality. One $5 ticket admits you to all the attractions, and I particularly suggest calling at the Farm and Range Museum to see the finest collection of old barbed wire samples in captivity.

The last village in Oklahoma is the closest thing I saw on my journey to a real ghost town. Texola (on the Texas/Oklahoma border - get it?) has wide, empty streets, picturesquely decaying buildings and abandoned businesses. There's even the odd bit of designer tumbleweed to add to the authenticity. Do pause for a quiet look around the back streets. There are lots of great photo opportunities, but just be aware that not all of the houses are deserted!

It's the Portland concrete original all the way from Texola to McLean. Feel yourself being wafted back to the thirties. The 1936 high-camp art-déco U-Drop-Inn in Shamrock has closed quite recently and is just beginning to show signs of decay. Get your pictures while it's still there in its original extraordinary form. It's bound to be either demolished or interfered with at some point. McLean touts itself as "The Heart of Old Sixty-Six" and has some survivors that will hold your attention as you pass through, but I think I must have missed something in Alanreed as I'd left it before registering that I'd arrived in it. There is the option between Alanreed and Groom of following the infamous unsealed route through the Jericho Gap, but a quick investigation persuaded me that this is best avoided unless you have a lot of time and a high-clearance vehicle.

You know you've reached Groom when you see the leaning water tower. This "landmark" is yet another of those created artificially to give a focal point to a fairly ordinary little plains town. But don't imagine that this sort of thing is always the product of an earlier, charmingly naïve age. At the other end of town you'll find "The Largest Cross in the Western Hemisphere" sitting out there all bright and new beside the Interstate.

Amarillo celebrates its place in Route 66 lore with some of the clearest Historic 66 direction signs in the business. If you're feeling especially brave - or stupid? - you could take the 72-ounce challenge at the Big Texan Steakhouse. Finish this four-and-a-half-pound slab of prime Texan bullock within the hour and it's yours free. What an incentive! There's an honour board of presumably deceased winners. Photographic evidence suggests that the chef serves his speciality more injured than cooked. It looked to me as if a good vet could have it on its feet again in no time. There is a normal carnivorous menu that looks excellent in an excessive Texan sort of way.

The vast cattle feed-lots around Wildorado remind you that this really is the West of the Westerns. Route 66 remained a dirt road on this section longer than any other and many businesses had to move twice - first when the concrete bypassed the dirt, then again when I-40 bypassed US66. Many failed to survive the transplants, of course, and as you pass through the last few Texan villages from Vega to Glenrio, you'll see plenty of closed and collapsing reminders of how destiny toys with human dreams. Appreciate the picturesque backdrops provided by these atmospheric ruins, but spare a thought for those who believed that they'd found their Eldorado serving the tide of travellers along the Mother Road.

Crossing into New Mexico, I popped on and off the Interstate, sometimes on purpose. The old road basically parallels I-40, but with variations! By now you will be familiar with the "Tucumcari Tonite" billboards that have counted you down towards this fabled destination from way back in Missouri. Now you're almost there. Originally called Six-Shooter Siding, Tucumcari is a product of the Chicago, Rock Island & Pacific Rail Road, although it's main claim to fame since 66 came through has been the number of its motels. It has a really switched-on Chamber of Commerce and has managed better than most to survive the coming of the Interstate. I stayed in the legendary Blue Swallow Motel, whose stunning neon sign is one of the ultimate icons of the Route. Since its famous owner, Lillian Redman, died a few years back, the Blue Swallow has been through a rough patch but it's now in friendly hands once more and being (slowly) restored. It's a genuine "Motor Court", each unit having a garage attached, and at night you'll see that there's a neon swallow over each garage door. Staying here is a great antidote to the blandness of the chain motels, as long as 'thirties plumbing is your bag. The Blue Swallow is only the start of Tucumcari's charms. Along the main drag you'll find dozens of evocative old business premises, including a couple of original '50s drive-in restaurants. The downtown area by the railroad tracks also repays exploration. The station is in a sort of Spanish mission style and the Big Dipper store on the main cross-roads defies description! For a good meal at any time of day try Del's in Tucumcari Boulevard, and on your way out of town, stop by the Convention Centre for a great photo of your car by the "Giant 66" with Tucumcari mountain in the background.

blue swallow motel
The Blue Swallow Motel

It's not for nothing that New Mexico is called "The Land of Enchantment", as you will discover heading out across its majestic desert landscapes. Through the ghost town of Montoya and on past Cuervo, the magic of your surroundings will lift the spirits. After Cuervo, I went bush for a real Mother Roading adventure. The original concrete is just passable for a wild loop into Santa Rosa. It's only 6.6 miles but very dodgy, very tricky and only to be undertaken with extreme care. The high grass in the centre of the road brushes on the exhaust system all the way causing burning smells that are a bit of a worry, but the real danger comes from a washaway about 1.5 miles in. This can be skirted by going off to the left, but the results of not seeing it in time do not bear thinking about. There's another ditch to cross with circumspection, and the roughest cattle grid in the territory, so why bother? Well, fantastic scenery, abundant birdlife, the nostalgia of the abandoned road, a feeling of achievement, and the tremendous vistas that open before you when you reach Highway 156 into Santa Rosa. It is an option for the adventurous, but ground clearance is critical. My Chevrolet Malibu (approx. Vectra class) only just cleared some of the rough patches. You need to travel in company, drive very slowly, be suspicious of all shadows (some of them are in fact holes), and crawl over the cattle grid at the end.

If you get into Santa Rosa in time for a coffee or meal stop, you'll find a warm welcome and real New Mexican food at Joseph's, one of 66's great survivals. I-40 is built right over the top of original 66 for the next section, but if my experience is anything to go by, you'll be pulling off several times to take in the attractions. Clines Corners at Exit 218, for example, has been inveigling innocent passers-by to spend money in its incredible cave of tat since the 1930s.

The descent to Albuquerque through the Tijeras Canyon provides as grand an entrance to a town as you're likely to find. And what a town! I loved Albuquerque the first time I visited it several years ago, and every time I go back I find more to enjoy. Founded by the Spanish in 1706, it is one of the oldest European settlements west of the Atlantic fringe, and it has kept something of value from each phase of its chequered history since. The Old Town is an absolute must-see. Clustered around the Church of San Felipe de Neri on the shady central plaza is a charming knot of Spanish colonial streets crowded with shops and cafés. Just a mile away is the present business district, established in the 1890s alongside the newly-arrived railroad. Make sure you look into the wonderfully restored Kimo Theater on Central Avenue. Its Hi-Ho Rococo style (sometimes called Pueblo-Déco) draws from both Indian and European influences. An evening in Albuquerque offers the visitor a head-spinning range of options. There's every kind of cuisine at every kind of price in the hundreds of restaurants, but for me it has to be the Mexican/New Mexican fare on offer in several excellent establishments downtown.

Restored Kimo Theatre from http://www.cabq.gov/kimo/

The route out of Albuquerque is another that I ran twice, once on the post-1937 alignment and once on the original 1926-37 Los Lunas trajectory. The latter wins on most counts, although it would be a pity to miss the views over Albuquerque from the top of Nine Mile Hill. Perhaps there's a case as at Springfield, Illinois, for sneaking a look at one before doing the other. The daily mileage target is certainly low enough for the keenites to dash off and satisfy their curiosity. There's the bonus of some super old 66 businesses to see on the climb up Nine Mile Hill, too. The old alignment crosses the Rio Grande and cuts left for a long run down Isleta Boulevard. Much of this is through rather sleazy ethnic slums; colourful, but keep the doors locked. Things pick up dramatically after Los Lunas and the thirty miles from there back to I-40 are truly beautiful. The road itself is a joy to drive, but it's the scenery that will take your breath away. I did this section in the early morning, the rising sun lighting up the grass and painting the desert hills the richest burgundy. There are several stretches of old Portland roadbed alongside the existing surface between Los Lunas and Correo. Some can be driven with care, but don't stray too far from the highway and always be prepared to turn back if things become too hairy.

You're just getting your breath back after rejoining the I-40 at Correo when yet another treat beckons at Exit 117. The Mesita loop is wonderful. The old road sweeps and curves through a landscape of mesas and cottonwoods. It's as pretty as a picture and I bet I'm not the first traveller to go back and do part of it again for the sheer joy of it. To cap off a brilliant hour, a mighty Southern Pacific 4-header, sirens wailing, thundered majestically through the very gap I'd chosen for a key-note photograph. Stirring stuff.

Each of the succeeding villages holds treasure for the true Roadie. As Tom Snyder has observed, this section is "like driving into an old View-Master scene." After enjoying Laguna, Budville and McCartys, it was a little disappointing to find Grants cut off by a barrage of signs reading "Road Closed - Bridge Out". I thought I'd strayed onto the set of "The Dukes of Hazard" and half expected an orange Dodge coupé to come flying through, smashing the barriers to match-wood. It didn't happen, so I proceeded tamely on my way to Thoreau (elevation 7200 feet).

Up to this point on your journey, all the rivers you've crossed have flowed south or east towards the Gulf of Mexico. At Exit 47, you can photograph your car at the Continental Divide after passing which all of the rivers will be flowing westwards to the Pacific. Here there used to be a range of tourist-trapping attractions and some of the guide books still tell you to cruise in and wander amongst the remains. However, the signs I saw left little doubt as to the violent end awaiting any trespasser amongst these sad monuments to unfettered free enterprise.


El Rancho Hotel

And so to Gallup, the "Gateway to Indian Country". You will already have passed by - or perhaps even stopped at - various Indian pottery, rug and jewellery trading posts. From Gallup onwards through Arizona, they're everywhere. As in life, there's good and bad, so be careful when negotiating for that genuine hand-made artefact. Take local advice about the more reputable outlets. Gallup was originally just another railroad siding, founded in 1881 when the Santa Fe Railroad came through. In the 'twenties, however, the movies came to town. The genre of the Western was taking off in a big way, and where were most Westerns shot? In the deserts of New Mexico, of course. Brilliant light, fantastic scenery, fine weather most of the year, cheap Indian and Mexican "extras" - perfect. But where could the stars stay out here in the wilds? Voilà, the El Rancho Hotel. "The charm of yesterday and the convenience of tomorrow." The dark, Spanish-inspired lobby is festooned with hundreds of signed photographs of everyone you've ever heard of who made a movie between the 1920s and the 1980s. Each room is named in honour of a star who stayed here. I'm afraid I got room 305, the Sydney Greenstreet room. Who he? The El Rancho is a rare find indeed - friendly, clean, comfortable, different and authentic. I can also vouch for the excellence of the bar and restaurant. Whoever Sydney Greenstreet was, he had a great view over the railway line from the veranda outside his room. Awesome trains of more than 100 giant wagons rumble by just across the street. With as many as four locos pulling and two pushing, they have the braking performance of the QE2 and so must sound a continuous warning of bells and whistles as they bisect the town, the lead locomotive having left the eastern suburbs while the tail is still in the western approaches.

You'll know you're in Arizona when the Teepee Trading Post looms into sight, its 60-foot concrete wigwam an irresistible draw for lovers of kitsch. By the time you get to Indian City a few miles up the track, you begin to wonder if there's anything more to Arizona than trading posts. There sure is! And from Exit 311 on I-40 we'll take you slightly off the main 66 through-route for what I found to be one of the unexpected highlights of the journey. Back on a miserable, wet October Sunday, I pulled in to visit the Petrified Forest and Painted Desert National Park Visitors' Centre, intending to collect some information and press on. But once I saw what I might be missing, I paid my $10 entrance and embarked on the full run through the park. Almost at once, I came to the first of a series of spectacular view-points over the many-hued sands and rocks of the Painted Desert. Even under a leaden sky in the pouring rain, this was a tremendous show. Crossing over to the south of I-40/US66, the Petrified Forest begins to reveal itself. This isn't just some isolated prehistoric tree stump sticking out of the sand; there are thousands of substantial remains of this mighty jungle, many in picturesque settings among the desert's valleys and dry watercourses. It is amazing that there is so much left when you see how these precious reminders of remote time have been mined for trinkets and souvenirs over the centuries of human occupation. The National Park road leads you right through to State Highway 180 on which you turn north to rejoin 66 at Holbrook. You lose little and gain a huge bonus by following this minor deviation form the Mother Road, and it's only 25 miles back from Holbrook to Exit 311 if you're a perfectionist and want to make sure you've driven every inch of 66!

Holbrook was once the headquarters of Whiting Brothers, several of whose derelict gas stations and motels you will see along the Route. This town seems to contain at least one example of every kind of manmade attraction that made 66 great. There are concrete dinosaurs, a Western museum, a wild-west jailhouse, and one of only two remaining patented wigwam motels. There were once several of these wonderful creations along the route. What sort of flinty-hearted parent of the '50s could resist the pleas from the back seat to sleep in a wigwam? With a car parking space outside each unit and the accepted minimal amenities inside, these fun motels survived until rising expectations of comfort and convenience left them so far behind that not even their unique kid-appeal could save them.

Geronimo, with its enormous piece of petrified log, will entertain you for at least five minutes before the urge to move on takes hold. Note the responsible (!) use of precious petrified wood in the memorial at the entrance to Joseph City, and cruise right through. Just a few turns of an Edsel's wheels down the road you'll find the great IT of Route 66. Yes, here IT is! At last, the Jackrabbit Trading Post. The signs drawing you to this prime Mother Road institution are now sadly depleted. They once spread right along the Route, sometimes whole billboards, sometimes no more than a hint in the form of a jackrabbit peeping over the top of someone else's advertising. It was closed when I was there in October, but the Giant Jackrabbit is still there for the kids to climb on, and the most famous sign of all (the "Here it is" sign) leaps out of the desert background in vibrant yellow just as it always did. I was assured that the business is still going strong and should be open when you call in August. As the official motto says, "If you haven't stopped at the Jackrabbit, you haven't been in the Southwest".

There's a wonderfully atmospheric stretch of original concrete roadbed along what's now called Hibbard Road. All the guidebooks recommend this as a tremendous way of winding back the calendar between Joseph City and Winslow, but the news from my visit isn't good. The problem stems from the fact that when I-40 was completed and US66 decommissioned, the Arizona authorities sold the land over which the old road ran. Half way along the Hibbard Road section the landowner has comprehensively sabotaged a perfectly good bridge. There's one ditch, two Armco barriers and a multi-ton pile of dirt at each end. The Fifth Armored Division couldn't get across this baby! As frustrating as it is, I strongly recommend doing a there-and-back run as far as the bridge. It's only 4½ miles in each direction and it takes you off in total solitude through some spectacular rock formations. The road markings just survive, contributing to the deliciously melancholy feel of the place.

Winslow, Arizona is where, according to the Eagles song, a guy should "stand on a corner to wait for a girl (my lord) in a flatbed Ford". Never known to miss a marketing opportunity, the good merchants of Winslow have made sure that the exact corner is well marked with photo-friendly signs, and that "Corner" merchandise is to be had in abundance in every emporium in town. The Old Trails Museum in the centre of town is held to be especially interesting, and staffed by the most knowledgeable and friendly people. When I called in October, it was closed and there was much evidence of painting and decorating in progress. It should be back in business by the time you're snapping away at the corner.

It's hard to make rapid progress along this section of the Route. Every couple of miles there's something you just have to stop and see. After Winslow, you've got Meteor City with the remains of its famous observation tower. This was built by an enterprising developer in the '20s right on the boundary of the Meteor Crater National Park, on the closest point to this natural phenomenon for which he could get planning permission. Apparently, the view from the top gave little more than a telescope-aided glimpse, but it was enough to make the tower and its accompanying museum of 5000 meteorite fragments a popular attraction for several decades. There's a lot of private land around here now and you have to watch your step if you decide to go exploring, but the road out to the crater itself is well marked and this is an extremely worthwhile side-trip.

Next comes Two Guns, named after a sad set-upon half-Apache recluse, "Two-Gun" Miller, who may or may not have killed one of his neighbours. (No doubt all you Monty Python fans will wonder if he was related to Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson.) In its heyday, Two Guns was the site of Route 66's most famous zoo. You can still pick out the various cages and enclosures that were once home to an esoteric collection of hapless animals. What with its assorted ruins, piles of junk and dubious founding father, this is a sad place indeed.

The bridge over Canyon Diablo will lift the spirits with its great view down the chasm - until you reflect that this was once the most lawless and violent patch of territory on the whole transcontinental trail. Well into 66's history, the owners of the Toonerville gas station at Exit 219 were murdered during a robbery.

Last stop before the climb towards Flagstaff is Twin Arrows. The truckstop near the two giant arrows seems to be about the only thing still working here, but the real Roadie will enjoy the air of a place that's struggling on past its best.

We're still working out how best to handle Flagstaff and Williams on "Route 66 in 99". There's just so much to see and do around here that we'll need to plan on spending two or three days in the area. My arrival in Flagstaff in October was under ink-black skies with heavy rain, strong winds and plunging temperatures. This proved to be the overture to the blizzard which engulfed the town the following morning. A weather-related pile-up on I-40 caused the only significant traffic jam I experienced in the recce run's 6000+ miles. Sitting at over 7000 feet amongst the San Francisco Mountains, Flagstaff has a micro-climate all its own. Its fresh air, cool temperatures and rugged scenery make it a mecca for retirees from all over Arizona and beyond.

Flagstaff is an interesting destination in its own right, but it is also the gateway to the stupendous grandeur of the Grand Canyon and the spectacular scenery of Sedona and Sunset Crater. With further essential side-trips, and a wealth of great 66 sites, I found this a hard town to leave. And Williams is just as bad. It's here that Paul and Sandi Taylor run the greatest little Route 66 visitor centre of all, and edit the glossy Route 66 Magazine. They should have their new annex open for us in August, and they'll turn on a welcome to remember. Paul and Sandi are mines of information on all aspects of 66 and are always willing to share their incredible knowledge with fellow Mother Road enthusiasts. Williams is also the depot for the restored Grand Canyon Railroad. It's steam-hauled throughout the summer months and is the best possible way for lovers of old-time transport to get up to the South Rim. It's no disadvantage going by train, as you're not allowed to drive between the viewpoints in your own car anyway. There's a highly efficient system of shuttle-buses running continuously along the rim, with stops at every major vista. Whether you get to the Canyon by road or rail, this is the way you'll get around once you're there. We're also looking into helicopter charter rates, and there are overnight camping treks to the floor for the more intrepid. If you've been to the Canyon before and want something different, or if you can squeeze in an additional side-trip, I know you'll be completely bowled over by the fantastic scenery around Sedona, just south of Flagstaff. By the time of "66 in 99", we will have reduced these overwhelming choices to a sensible set of options for you, but whichever way you play it you'll leave plenty to do next time!

Once you've torn yourself away from Williams, old 66 rewards you with a run of sheer delight all the way to far-off Kingman. Tune the radio to Route 66 Rock & Roll (103.3 on FM2) and settle back for some magic hours. The surreal piles of flagstones at Ash Fork ("Flagstone Capital of America") are your signal that you're close to the Crookton Road loop which will give you miles of smiles as you cruise into Seligman to meet The Angel of the Road, "Angel" Delgadillo. Angel is the barber in Seligman and has been, it seems, for ever. When he tells you he has the cleanest restrooms in Arizona, you'd better believe it. Even his wildest-seeming stories have a way of turning out to be completely true. Angel is co-founder of the Route 66 Association of Arizona and has done more than almost anyone else to popularise and rebuild the ethos of the Route nationwide. Spend some time amongst the treasure-trove of memorabilia that the barber-shop has become and enjoy your moments of conversation with this extraordinary man. When US66 was declared dead, he refused to allow it to be buried, and his campaigning saved much of what remains for us to enjoy and to go on loving as he does. Call for a coffee or meal at the neighbouring Snow-Cap Drive-in. It's owned by Angel's brother and is as off-the-wall as any establishment along the whole Route. It's zany, it's fun and the food is real Roadie fare. There are two other must-see shops in Seligman, both full of Route 66 material, and the owners - all really nice people - operate a mini-cartel so that they don't stock the same goods. Give Seligman some time and you'll be repaid many times over. A great little town!

From Seligman to Peach Springs is a classic straight-line cruise. Time to let the desert breeze free your mind. Listen to the rhythm of the road, and feel the lightness of the huge sky as it sweeps to the shimmering horizon. After Peach Springs, you're gently reintroduced to the idea that the world isn't flat, but the road remains in superb condition, allowing you to enjoy the curves and undulations to the full. Make sure you call at Bob Waldmire's eccentric Route 66 Visitor Centre at Hackberry on this section. The word is that Bob, one of the Mother Road's wildest but most caring sons, is shortly to move on from this present encampment. When I called he was nowhere to be found, but I left a note on the pad that he leaves by the front door for the purpose. You'll find Bob's illustrations of Route 66 scenes on maps, cards and posters in all the dedicated gift shops along the road. Reaching Kingman, you'll find a whole section devoted to Route 66 in the excellent Power Station visitor centre. This is yet another Arizona town that positively celebrates its place on the Route.

From Kingman, I explored the possible side-trip to Las Vegas, Nevada. I was sceptical about this, but the road north from Kingman began to convince me that it was a good idea. After a flat start, the desert terrain along I-93 becomes more and more dramatic. The way the road cuts through the "waves" of smooth dune-like hills is quite beautiful, and if you're here in the evening the lengthening shadows add further depth to the rich palette of desert colours. An hour and a quarter out of Kingman you're at the Hoover Dam, an inspiring piece of engineering and worth a visit in its own right. Then you plunge down - both literally and metaphorically - into Las Vegas.

I don't quite know what I was looking for in Las Vegas. All I know is that I didn't find it. It may have been the wild, loutish drivers; it may have been the brusque staff at the principal hotels; it may have been the sheer mileage of screaming neon. All I know is that Las Vegas came as the rudest and most unwelcome awakening from the dream of 66. The peace, friendliness, openness of the Route were shattered by this brash upstart. "The Strip" is fun in a flashy way, but there must have been a time - not so long ago - when it was less gross and over-blown. The newest additions to this canyon of conspicuous consumption are all trying to be something they are not. One apes Venice with life-size computer-accurate mock-ups of St Mark's Square and the Doge's Palace. Another has the Arc de Triomphe and other Paris landmarks under construction. What is the point? Give me original, genuine kitsch over fake "art" any day! The fountains of Belaggio, responding to the rhythms of Aaron Copland's splendid music, are the least jarring of the newcomers, while the Battle of Buccaneer Cove at Treasure Island is an SFX wow for kids. The "El Rancho" is a forlorn sight; it looks as if the money ran out about ten years ago and they just stopped construction with it 80% completed. I simply found the whole mad thing indigestible after the slow pace and nice people of The Road. What's more, there being no room in several inns, I ended up staying at The Sahara. This was once the bee's knees but is now, it has to be said, a dump. And a dump with dodgy lifts (sorry, elevators). Don't ask.

If you happen upon the partner of your dreams while in Las Vegas, you can be married in five minutes flat at the flouncy white Wedding Chapel ("Open 7 days 'til midnight"), but this thought will be scant consolation for those who know what kicks they're missing by being off 66.

Folks still speak of the Las Vegas Strip as a magical oasis of brilliant light in the velvet darkness of the desert, but I think they're remembering what it was like twenty or more years ago. The city is now so large that you have to fight your way through teaming suburbs and along a roller-coaster of a freeway to get to its centre. I suppose the glitz is worth seeing once, but I found that it all happened at the wrong point in the trip. You arrive in Kingman feeling like a real traveller, not just a tourist. You've developed a real feel for the community of 66 in the past few days, and your own quest has become part of the Mother Road's history. You're not ready to be woken from your reverie by the blaring loudspeakers and strobing lights of crass commercialism. Those who still want it will have the option of a side-trip to Las Vegas, but we're doing our best to provide alternatives for those who want to keep the dream alive all the way to Santa Monica Pier.

Returning to Kingman, I was grateful to be back with my old friend, 66. The canyon-busting switchback ride to Oatman over Sitgreaves Pass will give you a real charge. This section was feared by all the flat-landers and city-slickers who drove 66 in the early days. The steep inclines and hairpin bends would defeat many of the beaten-up jalopies which carried the tide of Okies and dreamers towards California. With the lowest forward gear giving insufficient mechanical advantage, standard procedure was to employ the lowest ratio of all - reverse. Local "pilots" became adept at driving cars flat out backwards on the mirrors. As you drive up this tortuous, wonderful road, have the navigator keep an eye out behind for the most stunning photo stops. It can be difficult to find a pull-off, but if you're as lucky as I was there won't be much traffic. The giant cacti at the chaotic flea market of Ed's Camp definitely warrant a short break, and do pause at the top of Sitgreaves Pass to drink in the amazing views. From there it's a steep descent to the Wild West town of Oatman. Quite how you'd get down here safely in a T-model Ford with primitive two-wheel brakes is beyond me - but thousands did it.

Oatman is a real treat. It's not quite as old as it looks as it dates only from the mining boom just after the turn of the century. Main Street is Route 66, and that's it really. There are several fascinating shops, including a Route 66 store, and three or four interesting places for coffee or lunch. The restaurants on the main drag being very busy, I took a side-step up an alley, brushing past a couple of the mules that roam these parts, to the Crystal Palace. In spite of its grandiose name, this is a rather dark bar of generic Western style. A surreptitious glance at the other customers told me I should not ask for a glass with the can of beer that was set before me. A surreptitious glance at the dusty glasses confirmed me in this decision. The special of the day was a "stinky" which turned out to be a hamburger with a healthy smothering of garlic. This was cooked on a barbecue on the porch by the barman's side-kick. I went in at 1.15pm thinking that I'd be sure of making it back to the 2.00pm gunfight in Main Street. How wrong I was. The Crystal Palace's stinkies are emphatically not your usual hamburgers. They are carefully - and incredibly slowly - cooked using proper raw materials. As the gunfight outside rattled the mangy long-horn hanging over the check-clothed tables, I was finally able to tuck into one of Oatman's finest delicacies. Note that if a beer-glass is seen as a soft affectation, so apparently is cutlery. The garnish - a garlic clove on a toothpick stuck into the bun - was a nice touch, though.

The last stretch of 66 in Arizona, from Oatman to Topock, is even more rugged than the climb over Sitgreaves Pass. This whole section of old 66 was bypassed as long ago as 1951, since when it has been the preserve of locals and Roadies. It's a tough desert run that hasn't changed since it was first laid out. Take your time, and give thanks that in 1999 you're not likely to be stuck out here on your own. As you head towards the Colorado River and the California state line, spare a thought for the desperate refugees of the Dust Bowl era. Many a spirit - and many a car - must have been tested to the limit on this heart-breaking slog.

Your gateway to the Promised Land of California is the I-40 bridge over the Colorado River, but it's worth a detour down to the original road crossing - an elegant white arched bridge now used to carry gas and water pipes across the shimmering Colorado. The Business Loop will take you on the original alignment through Needles and set you off on one of 66's greatest challenges - crossing the Mojave Desert. It's a long steady climb westwards out of Needles, and as the sun rises it rakes this east-facing slope with its fiercest fire. The locals say that in August it can hit the 100ºF mark before 8.00am and stay there until late into the afternoon. Temperatures up to 120ºF are not uncommon. But I'm told that the daily flow of traffic never stops, even on the hottest days. With just a little thought and care, you should make it across the Mojave in fine style. There's a sign near Needles that will have occupants of older, non-air-conditioned cars laughing their socks off. Drivers are commanded to turn off air-conditioners to prevent engines overheating. Now, the folks in classics will be thoroughly acclimatised to the summer heat, but their cosseted brethren who've so far been cocooned in nicely chilled air will get quite a shock! The key to a stress-free cruise across the Mojave is an early start from Needles. Those in the know will be under way well before 5.00am. In so doing, they'll not only gain cool temperatures, but will also witness the magic of the desert sunrise.

Having explored most of it, I see little point in fussing about the ancient original alignment through Goffs and Fenner. The post-war route takes in some great scenery, and is much easier to follow and better maintained. When you rejoin the I-40 later you'll see a sign to Goffs. Look down the road you would have used and be glad that you didn't.

The southern swing of the old route through Amboy is wonderful. It takes you right away from the thundering congestion of the Interstate and out into the heart of the Mojave. From Cadiz to Amboy the surface is a little the worse for wear, but it's fine as long as you're alert. From Amboy to Ludlow is better, but throughout this section take notice of the "DIP" signs. These dips are potential suspension wreckers if you're pushing on at much over the 55mph limit. (Now, who'd do a thing like that?)

At Amboy, Roy's Café has been unparching the throats of sweating travellers since 1938, while further on at Newberry Springs you'll find the substitute "Bagdad Café" used in the movie of that name. You pass the site of the real Bagdad Café just after Amboy, but there's nothing left for you to photograph. After Daggett, there's a switch-back section that's sure to bring out the Devil in you. If you get carried away and overshoot, though, you'll end up in the Marine Corps Logistics Base. Not recommended.

Barstow, the next town of any size, has an evocative main drag cluttered with hoardings and neon signs in the best tradition of American roadside commerce. The accommodation here is a strange mixture of the quite-nice-but-overpriced and the downright creepy. What goes on in the dozens of old traditional-style motels that seem to have large numbers of "permanents"? Most of them seem to be run by recent immigrants from the Indian subcontinent and the welcome given to this potential client was cool, to say the least. I ended up biting the bullet and paying over the odds to stay at the perfectly ordinary but normal-seeming Holiday Inn Express. The exception to this gloomy outlook in Barstow is the El Rancho motel. It is a beautifully restored motel of the old school, built of railroad ties (sleepers to you and me). It's run by interesting and friendly people, but has only a handful of rooms. As I subsequently discovered, Victorville, just a few more miles along the road, is a better overnight prospect on most counts.

All along this section, watch for classic motels, garages and motor courts. Most are either derelict or put to other uses, but there are dozens of them attesting to old Route 66's commercial drawing power. Passing through Oro Grande, watch for another of my favourite bridges. This one crosses the Mojave River just before Victorville and there's a viable pull-off immediately after crossing it. The trucks to and from the local quarries are unforgiving, so keep a careful eye on your mirrors as you slow down to make this photo stop. Victorville makes a green and leafy overnight stop after your Mojave adventure. What's more, it has the Roy Rogers Museum, housed in a reconstruction of a wild-west cavalry fort. This is one of those places that you just have to visit, and that you end up enjoying much more than you expect.

You may look at the final section of Route 66 from Victorville to Santa Monica and be lulled into a false sense of security by the raw statistic that it's not much more than 100 miles. Don't be fooled. This is going to take you HOURS!

From Victorville you zoom up and over Cajon Pass, hardly noticing what for early travellers was a make-or-break grind. The Summit Inn on Mariposa Road was the site of many a celebratory drink as the car steamed away quietly in its parking spot cooling off after a successful climb. It's after San Bernardino that the fun starts. All the communities along Foothill and Santa Monica Boulevards have flowed into one another, creating a wasteland of shopping malls and fast-food joints that stretches for more than 50 miles, all the way to the Pacific. Such is the mind-numbing sameness of it that I inadvertently back-tracked for four miles at one stage without realising it. There are simply no reference points. Count the traffic lights and consider how much of your life you spend waiting at reds. Frightening. This bit may not be a barrel of laughs, but it sure is an experience!

If you're in good time and can afford to add two or three hours to your journey, it is possible to "do" some of the sights of the Los Angeles area on the way through to Santa Monica. You can, for example, turn right off Santa Monica Boulevard into Vine Street and head up to Hollywood Boulevard for the Walk of Fame and Mann's Chinese Theatre. Also viable is a run along Sunset Strip to the Hollywood sign, achieved by turning right at La Cienega, left onto Sunset Boulevard and continuing to Will Rogers Memorial Park. Frankly, I'll be surprised if many people feel inclined to do anything after their brains have been sucked out by the nothingness of 50 miles of suburbia.

It's a very good idea to take a toilet break before Pasadena, and carry drinks and a snack in the car to keep up flagging spirits. If only you could see the points of interest without swimming through this tide of commercial sludge. Cucamonga, for example, has a Route 66 Museum and Visitor Center just off Foothill Boulevard, and Pasadena has some splendid '20s and '30s architecture. You could, of course, spend weeks exploring the delights of Los Angeles, Beverley Hills and Hollywood, but that is not really the business of Route 66.

The Mother Road ploughs stoically on towards the sea until at last, when all hope of escape from the endless megalopolis seems to have evaporated, there it is - Ocean Avenue, Pacific breakers, rainbow's end.

Take a break here for a stroll along the boardwalk, through the park and out along the Pier. The Will Rogers Highway memorial plaque is an essential photo stop, in the park right at the junction of Santa Monica Boulevard and Ocean Avenue. If you've got the time, make your way up to 3rd Avenue. This is a pedestrian precinct and has the feel of a Spanish "rambla" with great shops and cafés, street entertainers and statuary. The only trap for young players here, as in much of the rest of the USA, is that Americans tend to eat early and many restaurants start to wind down soon after 9.00pm.

The end of Route 66 is not the end of our journey, of course. We still have the wonders of the coast road to come as we make our way north to Monterey for Pebble Beach and Laguna Seca. We'll overnight a few miles to the north, somewhere near Oxnard, to get you clear of the horrendous Santa Monica congestion for an easy start up the coast in the morning. On your way out of Santa Monica, note the Baywatch towers and spotlessly clean beaches looking exactly as they do on TV. If you want a dip in the Pacific, these sandy beaches around Malibu are your best chance. Later on, access to the water becomes more difficult and there are fewer beach patrols.

The Pacific Coast Highway (C-1) is a breath-taking cliff-edge run all the way from San Simeon up to Monterey Bay. The real highlights come with the dramatic section around Big Sur. Here you'll find sweeping cliff-top hairpins and fantastic bridges across coastal chasms, all hovering above the wild Pacific rollers. There were a lot of roadworks on the highway when I was there in October and the last few miles took longer than expected, but hopefully things will be flowing more freely by August. In any case, it will take you three times as long to travel to Monterey by the coast road as it would by the inland freeway. But in three times the time, you get ten times the excitement! Luckily, heading north you're on the cliffward side of the road, so the guy going south will go over the edge before you do. The coastal rocks and cliffs appear very soft; landslides are a frequent sight and you need to take the "Falling Rocks" warning signs seriously. I saw many large freshly-fallen rocks on the roadway. There are plenty of designated view points with parking space, so don't be tempted to stop on the road for that unmissable shot.

We'll probably be staying at Salinas for our four nights in the Monterey Bay area. It's very close to the Laguna Seca Raceway, there's convenient access to central Monterey, and Pebble Beach is only about 40 minutes away. You'll notice several very nice hotels in the city of Monterey itself, but they would blow the accommodation budget out of the water during the race weekend. In Salinas you get the access without the hassles.

Laguna Seca is a superb circuit in the European tradition. There was an open-wheeler racing school in full swing when I was there and I was able to see how brilliantly the spectator is catered for in the track's design. Sitting in the bowl of a picturesque valley, there are several spots from which you can see the majority of the circuit. We've been offered privileged car parking and other "perks" and the circuit organisers seem enthusiastic about the concept of our event. More details of the race programme and our particular arrangements will be published as soon as they're finalised.

The Pebble Beach Concours organisers proved harder to pin down in October. We know we can get tickets and we know the different levels of tickets available, but beyond that we're still in negotiations. It appears that their office was not geared up to handle the '99 event as early as October '98, because nobody appeared to know much about it and there was no-one available for a face-to-face meeting. In fact, I got several vital clues about it from the helpful people at Laguna Seca. Again, more details will follow as soon as possible.

Monterey itself is a brilliant spot to be based for a few days, car events or no car events. The fisherman's harbour and old pier are not only as pretty as a picture, but they contain some of the best seafood restaurants on the west coast. Then there's Cannery Row, immortalised by John Steinbeck and by the film based on his novel. The Mexican customs building is a remarkable reminder of the colonial period, and if you're a true shopper the centre of town will be your mecca.

Salinas itself has the National Steinbeck Centre which is an absolute must for all of us who have been following in the tyretracks of the Joads, the family of Okies who trekked to California along Route 66 in The Grapes of Wrath. Even if you don't think of yourself as a "museum person", you will get an enormous amount from a visit to this superb facility. Much that you have seen on the Mother Road will be more fully explored and explained. The campervan in which John Steinbeck himself travelled 66 is a particularly poignant exhibit, but there's so much that will enrich your Route 66 experience that you need to devote a couple of hours to it.

When you think back to those first hesitant miles out of Chicago, they will seem to have come from another life. Your time on Route 66 will have been much more than a holiday. It's a journey, an odyssey through the music, the literature and the history of the age of the automobile. It will take you a lifetime to digest such a kaleidoscope of thoughts, feelings and experiences. Through the friends you have made on the Mother Road you will have gained new insights into the forces that have shaped our society in the century that's about to end.

If you're looking to stay on for extra time in the USA, we'll be glad to help if we can, but by the time you get to Monterey you'll be an expert on travelling, eating and sleeping American style.

There was a time a few years ago when my advice would have been to go across urgently and drive old 66 before the remaining original sections were torn up and the land sold off. Now that the torch of preservation has been taken up by a whole range of heritage enthusiasts and entrepreneurs, the cry has to be to get out there before too much of it becomes sanitised and "Disneyfied". It's also important to meet the characters like Angel Delgadillo and Lucille Hamons while they're still in harness. And as we have said since first launched "66 in 99", this is the last and only chance you will ever have to drive the Main Street of America in the century that made it a legend.

COSTS (in 1999)

To give you an estimate for your fuel and food budget based on actual, achieved results.

From my arrival in at O'Hare Airport, Chicago, to the end of my exploration of the Monterey area, I drove my Chevrolet Malibu hire car a total of 3268 miles. This included a huge amount of local commuting in various towns, and back-tracking to follow up leads and try alternative routes. I would see this as being the absolute maximum that anyone on "66 in 99" would do. The fuel to do this mileage cost $116.94 (approx. £75) at an average consumption of 29 miles per gallon. The cheapest standard unleaded fuel I found was 89 cents per gallon at Rolla, Missouri, while the most expensive was $1.20 per gallon at Malibu, California. The average cost of the fuel I used was $1.07 per gallon.

Meals for one person for 24 days, eating at a broad cross-section of restaurants from roadside cafés to high-quality establishments recommended in the guides cost $591.33 (approx. £370). This included buying breakfast every day, but breakfast is covered in the basic price of "66 in 99", so again you should have no trouble keeping below this figure.

I made over 400 photo stops along the way and would have made more but for the budgeting of both time and money. My only other unavoidable expenses were entrance fees to the few attractions that charge ($39.50 in total), and expressway and bridge tolls ($6.25 in total). You will no doubt also want to buy a few guide books and souvenirs along the way.

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